More things to love about the Prince of Starkhaven:
Sebastian’s reminiscent smile.
- oghren - drunk nightblogger
- alistair - food blog. posts a great deal of mac n cheese. emphasis on the cheese. occasional romantic posts with roses nestled between gouda photosets.
- leliana - music and shoes.
- shale - snarky reblogs of everything.
- arl eamon - reblogs everything alistair posts with links. like this post? follow one true king of ferelden!
- morrigan - empty blog. occasionally cryptically likes random post.
- zevran - nsfw blog. tags: #leather, #naughty, #beautiful things, #handsome things
- anders - social justice blogger. well-intentioned beginnings, but lacks intersectionality. also cat gifs.
- hawke - inappropriately reblogs friends’ serious personal posts with jokes. plenty of selfies. constant duck lips.
- merrill - kittens, puppies, flowers, pretty things, candy photosets, summer landscapes, seasonal art, myths, legends, historically significant info posts, and how to fix broken mirror tips.
- varric - really long text posts with strategically placed read mores.
- meredith and orsino involved in relentless internet feud. constantly sending one another anon hate.
- isabela - naughty limerick of the day; hats; boats; mermaids; reblogs varric’s posts with edits/sex scenes added in.
- fenris - runs justexslavethings.tumblr.com; only updates when drunk
- carver - pictures of muscles, mabari tattoo, passive aggressive posts about how many notes hawke gets
#blowing up the chantry #wtf bro
Just so you all know this is meant to be a joke
At first, this is really all I got from this conversation:
Anders: Go ahead. Say it.
Sebastian: Say what?
Anders: I saw you watching me.
Sebastian: I was looking at the clouds.
Anders: Don’t give me that. I know you’ve been judging me.
Anders: You think I’m out of control. How can I claim to speak for mages when I’m half demon myself?
Sebastian: The one over there looks a bit like a bunny rabbit.
pls acknowledge that this is a joke ok