Heartbreak in 3…2…1…
Also, when I first played this scene, this was my first Hawke—and I had no idea that Bethany was going to die.I literally thought to myself: Bethany will be safer if she sticks close to me, her Big Brother!
Yeah. We all know how that goes…
and then there’s this asshole
old screenshot is old
but i missed him ; w ;
So there was this comic that Megan showed me and we came up with this.
At 3 A.M it made more sense and was funnier soooooooooo
All right! The project I’ve been working the entire second half of summer is finally ready to be revealed!
Here is the music video I made from MCDrowBane’s Fan Girlz Rule! Included in this post are both the youtube vid. and the Flash version (below)
‘Roo, you are AMAZING.
So… uhh…
i dare you not to blink so hard your eyeballs fall out.
i dare you not to love pessimisticowl.
both of these things are impossible upon seeing this post.
OK, here’s the actual valid drawing from today’s LS - commission for thewoofles!
Anders and Isaac Hawke, of course~
(You know something is wrong when it’s like phew, normal porn! As opposed to farting Oghren porn.)
So byootiful—I loved sitting in and talking to you guys 8D
WE CAN’T TELL YOU ABOUT DA3. I’M SORRY. And we can’t tell you about the expansions, down-loadable content or add ons! He was so sweet to us, and told us so much, that we owe it not to say anything about future installments or yada yada.
However, we can…Since I have a little bit of free time after the punishing assignment’s end, doodled some reaction…doodles to these REVALASHUNZ
- David Gaider blames the lack of elves wearing shoes on the art team, and says that it’s particularly silly for Fenris (the artists suggested fenris is free and wants to regain his elven dalish heritage, David’s response was… :| no, no he doesn’t.)
Ha! Well, the ‘foot massage kink’ fics in the k!meme had to come from somewhere…
-You can blame the art team for a lot. There WAS supposed to be a Sir-Pounce-Alot for Anders. But they didn’t want the cat as an inventory item (they wanted the cat to walk around the clinic) but the art team didn’t want to create a whole new model. They did offer to make a staff with a cat’s skull on it, but David was like, “OMGAH NO! Thats so cruel!!”
No. Just no. My F!Hawke would be too creeped out to pursue anything with him if that were the case.
- Isabela’s awkward dick-shaped necklace apparently looked even more like a random golden two-headed dildo hanging around her neck before. Gaider even described it as Isabella’s penis headed necklace. This was pretty awesome, since our Isabella was calling them “her dicks” even before we met DG. She even joked about ‘molding’ them outta clay. ;D
I think Isabela would visit the Chantry more often if that was concretely the case, just to mess with the religious folk there.
- Did you get the sense that Danarius had a really sketchy (*cough* intimate *cough*) relationship with Fenris? Yeah, you weren’t exactly wrong…. :/
Uuugh =_= Hence, the only serious sketch in here…
-ABOUT THE LACK OF A VARRIC ROMANCE. David Gaider: “Actually… we almost did slip something in there. We mentioned having the interrogation end with Varric meeting back up with Hawke and explaining that he’d told them everything. ‘Everything?’ ‘Don’t worry. I skipped the part about us…’ “
- Did you think Sebastian and Nathaniel were twins? You’re kind of right: Sebastian’s DLC was technically originally supposed to be about Nathaniel. Why didn’t they do it? They didn’t want to do much more handwaving in case you killed him off. He also admits that Anders’ “LOL I DIDN’T REALLY DIE” if he died in your Awakening playthrough was totally handwaving, but they liked the idea of using Anders too much.
FFFFFFFFF, cockblocked from Nate AGAIN.
Here’s mine! I want to see what yours looks like! REBLOG with your MALE HAWKE!
((There were too many to fit in the image so I picked my favourites.))
Issac, he so cute!
HRNNNNG
SO MANY MALE HAWKES!…
Jaime Hawke: An overall Diplomatic personality healer mage. Willing to bend the rules (obviously, being an apostate and all) but still believes in doing the right thing above all else, whether it’s the law or not. Though he is sympathetic to mages in the Circle, he’s very wary of actually getting rid of the Circle entirely, thinking it as a last option for those who could hurt others. Friendmanced Fenris and was generally pretty half-and-half on stuff, tending to crack down on people who may pose an actual threat but a bit softer on others.
Tyrion Hawke: A grade-A Sarcastic Asshole personality archer rogue. Yeah I’m a lazy ass and just futzed around with default!Hawke’s looks, but I liked it too much to want to change, and I actually love the way he came out. He’s much more sympathetic to the mage issue than Jaime due to a closer relationship with Bethany and Malcolm, or at least much more anti-Templar. Friendmanced Anders and let him live, very pro-mage but wouldn’t shy away from coin or a dirty job if it’s offered. I had him in my head before the romances were announced, and originally wanted him to romance Aveline. XD I still wish he’d kinda been able to; the personality clash would have been epic.
Noah Hawke. As some of you might know, he’s a snarky mage who idolizes his father and looks at Anders as his surrogate family. When he stops cracking jokes and starts making threats…run.
hyuk hyuk, I loooooooove showing off my Hawkes! I am inordinately fond of them, which is why I have tags of them, lolol.
This is Archibald Hawke, a red!personality mage who basically is like a fierce guard dog of Anders :> Though he does have a dark sense of humor when he doesn’t feel like the whole world is against him. Force mage with a random point in spirit healing for the extra spec point, lol. He is my favorite Hawke, and he gladly ran off into the sunset with Anders (he was only disappointed Anders didn’t ask him directly to help accidentally the Chantry!)
He’s kind of a bad person.
This is Aubrey Hawke, my super lawful good diplomatic Anders-rival-mancing rogue who will suffer so. many. creys. I’m basically going to make him the Ned Stark of Kirkwall. He hasn’t even reached the Deep Roads get in my game, but I’m planning to make Beth die so that he’ll cling to Anders pathetically.
However, at the end his sense of honor/duty/justice (irony lololol) will trump his personal desires and he will shank Anders :’( (He will also see it as kind of a mercy, as this is the super unstable rivalmance path after all.) Then he will be a lonely sad empty husk of a viscount.
I’m kind of a bad person.
Aldech Hawke; Rogue/Assassin. He has all of the sarcasm. He lost both of his siblings in a dumb way—and was heartbroken when Bethany died. He had an eye for Aveline, but she is sort of oblivious. He seems to take nothing seriously, although his siblings’ death rattled him deeply. He doesn’t mind sticking up for the little guy—though he finds blood magic deeply unsettling.
Fenris and Merrill are both Rivals, Varric and for some reason Anders are his bros.
